By Lane Noble
Unfortunately, the book review that I had set out to do will not happen for awhile because some things have come up that are competing for my time.
However, I do want to keep writing, and on the day that this post is published I decided to do a certain type of writing that I haven’t done before: investigative journalism, and I can’t think of a better topic to report on than the talking vegetables (and fruits) that helped to form my beliefs.
What are Bob and Larry really like? Did Laura Carrot really break Junior’s father’s plate? Are the business ethics employed by Mr. Nezzer at his chocolate factory moral, or should the factory be boycotted? I will be investigating all of these vital questions and more in my new blog series: “Veggie Tales Conspiracy Theories.”
Stay tuned for this exciting series, and remember: God made you special, and He loves you very much. Goodbye!